sexting
  • him: tell me how you want it baby ;)
  • me: thick crust with spinach and extra cheese
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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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